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Eli Roth is fucking fine.

growingup: huntingofthesnark: growingup: Fuck me Eli Roth fuck me fuck me fucksdklfjas;d fucking fine as shit. Jesus. I usually HATE buff, muscular guys, but he is so sexy. So sexy. You’re a little bit late to this party, Sierra. I made all of these same posts a few nights ago, the first time I watched Inglorious Basterds. But now that I’m watching it again, I’m going to post again how...

Dec 30th

Laurie-Anne is hot

loz-jpg: This was written by matt. You’re full of crap. Reblog this on your iPhone, faggot.

Dec 30th

Eli Roth is fucking fine.

growingup: Fuck me Eli Roth fuck me fuck me fucksdklfjas;d fucking fine as shit. Jesus. I usually HATE buff, muscular guys, but he is so sexy. So sexy. You’re a little bit late to this party, Sierra.

Dec 30th

My BIG COCKS SO HUGE runs deep for Alex

Dec 30th

My love for Alex runs deep.

hymendestroyer: huntingofthesnark: So deep. i’m only 9 u creep My love goes deeper.

Dec 30th

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My love for Alex runs deep.

So deep.

Dec 30th

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2012 is right around the corner.

therealgod: Not that it’s a particularly important year or anything. … o_o

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Dec 30th

Laurie-Anne started playing Mario

And in the save file she had she had 27 lives. She gained 4 throughout the course of the four levels they have played. She just lost her last one and had to use a continue.

Dec 30th

SEWWY I would like to read some of your erotic...

Dec 30th

What are all you Australian folk doing?

sewwy: I’m currently vegging in my PJ’s in front of the Telly in Lindfield. Where are you guys? Having fun? Sutherland. I would say we would come and get you but we have no way of getting there because we’d have to go through the city which is fucked and we don’t want to be in the car for midnight hahahaha.

Dec 30th

Kayla, if you're home, you can come over too

Dec 30th

What are all you Australian folk doing?

sewwy: huntingofthesnark: It’S nEw YeAr’S eVe! YoU sHoUlD bE oUt PaRtYiNg! No, seriously. New year’s eve is shit. I’ve hated going out on NYE since as long as I could remember. Fuck, if I wanted to get drunk and listen to things making light and making loud bangs, I’d get on the piss at home and smash lamps against walls. Where are you for this NYE? WHere are you staying? You should join...

Dec 30th

What are all you Australian folk doing?

It’S nEw YeAr’S eVe! YoU sHoUlD bE oUt PaRtYiNg! No, seriously. New year’s eve is shit.

Dec 30th

Here's THE GAME: Grab the book nearest you. Right...

stopnicole: They had interviewed her, of course, and she had told them that her brother’s death and the way he died would be her life’s tragedy. —Spider Light by Sarah Rayne “Just one coconut to the head of each gatekeeper squid is enough to lower the gangplank.” - Super Mario Galaxy Guide

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I hate new years eve.

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Brittany, why did you like that post?

Herpes sac.

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hi. just want to tell everyone that "a lot" is two...

wellhellothereemily: half-bloodprince: theageofparanoia: some of you don’t get that. yeah bye. Also: Kinda - Kind of Sometimes I say kinda but it really annoys me whenever someone says alot. It’s a lot ok. Also would have, could have, should have, not would/could/should of

Dec 30th

You can learn a lot about someone by the music...

lottieeeee: indieboy: tijanaxx: staaaaciiiieeee: samyoung: insidealeosbrain: Beck - Farewell Ride Tripod - Surfer’s Paradise The Musical The Beatles - Sie Leibt Dich Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros Lamplight - Ship in a Bottle Wolf Parade - Dinner Bells John Butler Trio - Better Than Nickelback - Good Times Gone Muse - The Gallery Tegan & Sara -...

Dec 30th

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URL history, since everyone else is doing it...

capnmarisa: fennex95 ohaimarisa dear-marisa worthless-pessimist (briefly) lara-croft (even more briefly) capnmarisa I think that’s it. Yeah. xmarisax was in there, wasn’t it?

Dec 30th

First he walked in on me looking like I'm trying...

wellhellothereemily: huntingofthesnark: wellhellothereemily: huntingofthesnark: wellhellothereemily: tacoriffic: It surprises me that he doesn’t think I’m gay yet. he does Would giving yourself a blowjob even count as gay? I think it would. But it doesn’t count when you give yourself a handjob. Giving yourself a handjob healthy. If a guy weren’t to masturbate, he would most...

Dec 30th

First he walked in on me looking like I'm trying...

wellhellothereemily: huntingofthesnark: wellhellothereemily: tacoriffic: It surprises me that he doesn’t think I’m gay yet. he does Would giving yourself a blowjob even count as gay? I think it would. But it doesn’t count when you give yourself a handjob.

Dec 30th

First he walked in on me looking like I'm trying...

wellhellothereemily: tacoriffic: It surprises me that he doesn’t think I’m gay yet. he does Would giving yourself a blowjob even count as gay?

Dec 30th

Why do people keep saying “What do you need a terabyte hard drive for? You’ll never need that.”? Somebody just asked me at work. I asked him how many gigabytes the USB he was holding was. He said eight. I said “Ten years ago, people would have said “What do you need eight gigabytes for? You’ll never need that.”.

Dec 30th

following 546 people?

lasso: when did this happen? i haven’t even noticed, half of them don’t post a lot so i can still keep up with my dash With a mere 11 hours and 47 minutes to go, I think you just posted what is now my favourite gif of 2009.

Dec 30th

Sutherland Shire →

The Sutherland Shire is also known simply as “The Shire”.

Dec 30th

My mom always said I have hobbit feet cause...

(via captainoo) I love going barefoot most of the time, but I don’t have big feet Also, I live in the Sutherland Shire, which is known as simple “The Shire”.

Dec 30th

went to barnes & noble, bought the lovely bones

lasso: elena-face: lasso: voldymort: lasso: if it turns out to be another poorly written yet fucking overhyped book i will be annoyed, it cost me $15! it’s good it’s really, really good if emma says it’s good then i will begin reading it with reasonable expectations :) what the fuck? poorly written? you are trippin well i haven’t read it yet, i’m merely voicing my concerns ...

Dec 30th

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Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the...

Dec 30th

Super-tall Russian guy is leaving. Bugger. He was awesome to work with.

Dec 30th

So the only song I have on my playlist that I’ve been playing at work with a swear word is Okkervil River - black (the line is ‘an I’ll call some black midnight/fuck up his new life’). I think one of the guys who sits near me is familiar with the song because he coughs every time it gets to the swearing. He has been doing it for the past week.

Dec 30th