December 2008
Those lemon cookies...
Wow. They’re great. +100 cooking points
Lemon Cookies →
So I’ve just made the mixture and put the rolls in the fridge. If the mixture is anything to go by, these cookies will be a-maz-ing.
The subject of one of Jigsaw’s games is therefore always presented with an...
– Irish Journal of Gothic and Horror Studies by Jake Huntley
Leap Second? →
“Eager to see the back end of 2008? Be forewarned: the world’s official timekeeper has decided to prolong the year - by one full second, to be precise.” That is awesome.
Do I cry endlessly while I'm asleep or something?
bobloblawslawblog:
Because I wake up with an absurd amount of eyecrust every morning. Every. Morning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheum
the formation of a large amount of crust or the presence of pus within it may indicate dry eye or other more serious eye infections including conjunctivitis and corneitis
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
goodbetterbestbested:
Beirut (8)
Bob Dylan (8)
The Clash (6)
Ben Folds (5)
The Beatles (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Bob Dylan and the Beatles in yout top 5? You would get along with my sister, methinks.
You know what I hate? The next time this happens,...
Ignorant: Should you be eating that?
Me: Pardon?
Ignorant: Should you be eating that, aren't you a diabetic?
Me: What's your point?
Ignorant: My Dad can't eat that stuff, and he's diabetic.
Me: Lucky for me, I'm not your dad.
Ignorant: Are you even allowed to have sugar?
Me: Yes I damn well am.
Ignorant: Don't get mad at me, my dad's had it for 15 years, I think I know a bit about diabetes!
Me: What type is your dad?
Ignorant: Type 2
Me: Yeah, well, I'm type 1.
Ignorant: Is there a difference?
Me: Yeah, there is. Maybe you should, I dunno, learn a bit about diabetes before you judge me, mmmkay?
Ignorant: I DO know about diabetes.
South Park
Government agent: I'm still in charge!
Kyle: ...Not anymore you're not.
Government agent: Oh, snap...
Peter finds out he's retarded...
Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again.
Stewie: Oh yes, Meg, yes yes. Yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Writing for The Sydney Morning Herald should never... →
intrazone:
keflex:
“Short of buying a time-travel device from Glebe Markets” AM I READING THIS CORRECTLY? WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME.
Hai awful Australian journalism, sup?
It is still lightyears ahead of *anything* written in the Telegraph.
1 tag
Kassie!
Check your emails.
The thing that irks me the most about the Harry...
neat-o:
srsly:
Book Harry (CORRECT HARRY) has GREEN eyes. Movie Harry has blue eyes.
I’m sure book Harry is also able to competently show emotions. Radcliff is wanky and lifeless.
Fuck you, Lincraft
neat-o:
I just opened a new box of chalk and every single piece is broken
You should take it back.
Hurrrrr
I am not in a good mood.
*Originally posted on 22 December, 2008. I wonder if this will get noticed, or if it’s going to be banished off into the ether of the Internet? Will anybody ever come back this far in my blog?
Just to be sure, I’m not going to put anything in here that might be searched.
It’s currently 10.52pm on Friday the 4th of September. My birthday is in under a...
junk email, lawl.
pspssst:
Good day Love in its essence is spiritual fire. It is not very difficult to set fire of love, but it is difficult to find your dearest and keep it warm. But I am that woman, who will be very happy to surround you with love and care. I will become a support and our love will be eternal. I’m a very tender, caring and sensitive woman. I’m tired of loneliness and to be a strong person. I’d...
Cookie, I think you’re tame.
– (via pspssst)
…or IS IT? http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ae/31/fdc992c008a001f29c887010.L.jpg
RSL applauds decision to can Anzac long weekend →
No disrespect intended for the Anzacs, but give us our damn public holiday back.
RSA? Where we're going, we don't need no stinking...
tootiredtoriot:
totally haggled a guy out of an umbrella … Which was probably too amazing
That’s how I read it.